Huzzah! Buy 2025: The Year of the Quitter now.
Back when I was working for The Man, quitting was my very favorite part of every job. Being self-employed, the euphoric joy of quitting doesn't really exist, not in the same way. But there's always something to quit. There's always an opportunity to say fuck it, and grin, and step off that cliff. I'm hoping to recapture some of that this year. U.S. Shipping: Flat $9 for Priority Flat Rate or UPS Ground (Priority is theoretically faster, but UPS tends to be a little more reliable, so given similar delivery standard/cost, I may pick UPS). If you're Alaska/Hawaii, it will be Priority. International Shipping: Because I'm too thick to figure out how to change the shipping rates with these new buttons, checkout will still add $9 shipping, but planner price is adjusted to cover the additional cost. The planner is too heavy to ship international first class since they lowered the weight limit, so it will go whatever us cheapest of USPS, UPS or Fedex international economy rates. If it's more, I'll cover the difference. |
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2025: The Year of the Quitter.
Features:
- Note: there are a few swears. Nothing my 75-year-old mom doesn't say, but then she's got a mouth on her.
- Letterpress cover printed on heavyweight Arjowiggins (R.I.P.) Curious Skin card.
- Illustrations to color whilst procrastinating, or without apology. This year's coloring pages come from John R. Neill's marvelous Tik-Tok of Oz illustrations. You like friendly robots, donkeys, and weirdos? Perfect!
- Annual Überlist (big fat year-long To Do list), plus preview section to sketch out next year's list at the end.
- Smooth, heavy 90lb index card paper (recycled or SFI), fountain-pen friendly!
- Fold-out monthly calendars (on scrumptious French Mod-Tone print paper) form handy monthly dividers. Weekly pages are filed in front of their monthly dividers to making flipping from week to month more convenient.
- Monthly layout features wide fold-overs with numbered daily list. Use it for bullet-style monthly view that can fold over current week for quick reference, or for micro-journaling, daily news, or gratitude journal, etc.
- Obsessive tracking chart inside monthly flap for keeping track of your brilliant new routines, plus goodie boxes for goals/productivity/enemy lists/doodles.
- Chunky weekly layout, plus a little section for context and highlights
- Light gray open bullets in weekly and daily boxes. Use for bullet list tracking, plus a new info box for recording whatever minutia (weather, mood, exercise, poops, # of eggs your chickens made that day) suits your fancy. Faint enough to ignore if that's not your scene, man.
- Weekly goodie boxes for goals/memos/notes, nerdy productivity.
- Unusual and recycled materials & handmade charm.
- Monthly seasonal fun-filled activities.
- Standard US holidays, plus Christmas, Easter, Hanukkah (and a few geeky extras). If you want to recommend additional, I'll take them under consideration.
- At-a-glance annual calendar on the inside back cover. Bigger type for tired eyes. Moon phases for hippy gardening, moonlight strolls, or werewolf hunting.
- A small pocket with a velcro closure.
- Attached stretchy strap to secure book neatly shut when you throw it in your bag/car.
- Half-legal size (7 x 8.5" monthly pages, 7 x 10" overall with spiral).
- Spiral bound to lay flat or flip around.
- Joy! Huzzah! Yippeee!
- (No Übergift bundle option this year. Time was a bit of a dick, and giving up on the notion seemed thematically appropriate this year. Buy I do love going overboard, so it should return for 2026.